But, if we are going to propose and support more idiotic laws (because most of them that we do propose are idiotic because long ago we covered the sensible issues) here's one I'd like to propose:
I say we outlaw all goofy white urban men who wear their briefcases on straps across their chests like little paperboys (oh, excuse, paper deliverers; there's a law against sexism); who wear the latest fashion in sunglasses (which, by the way, usually looks ridiculous on them); who meander all over the city sidewalks getting in the way of people (moi) who are focused on where they're going; who are totally clueless to others around them because they're in their own little worlds listening to "music" like oldies through headphones.
The sunglasses, the tweaker way you carry your briefcase, and most of all your music are all a total embarrassment to the human race in general and specifically your fellow men.
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