Thursday, January 31, 2008

Comin' through on the MBTA

One quick way to clear the doors of the subway of all those jerks who plant their big butts right in path of people getting on and off is to get up right behind them and let loose with the kind of tuberculosis-like cough I can pull off right now since I've had the flu.

It's the funniest thing in the world to see one of these big, tough Boston louts jump like a nancy, then scamper. Yeah, you're so tough, and so afraid of a little bug.

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